This is my 2nd draft. The original was alot more open and profane. I then realized that someone else could read it. As much as I'm for honesty, if my family got ahold of it, they'd be hurt, and so would a few other people. I don't go out of my way to hurt, so I'll just keep some of this in.
I've been at college one week. Today, I woke to learn that my parents were here to see me. We went to IHOP and K-mart, so it was kind of like a white trash family reunion. Took a dump in K-mart, and the toilet wouldn't flush. I don't know who cleans that place, but I put a damper on his day. My sister told me that my mom had filed for separation from my father. I can't say I blame her. I don't even think Dad is cheating on her, I just think that the chick in question wants him too... especially if she gets a slice of his bank account.
I also learned that my sister has a new stalker. Once again, its a boozer redneck with no plans for anything past high school. Her boyfriend fits the same category, which is sad, because he graduated last year. Some tradgedy in his life has driven him to drinking. It wasn't a long drive.
The worst part is me. My girlfriend is 200 miles away. Today, she called to make me horny for no reason. She's good at that. The only problem is that even though I have feelings for her, I also have feelings for Erin. Tyler says she's every guy's dream. Maybe that's why she's my dream, (literally, I had a dream about her months before I met her.) I also have major feelings for Taylor. I feel like a romance slut. I care about both of them, and they both feel right. I've got to pray, majorly.
My roommate is playing The Scotsman Song. He's awesome.